Get ready for a splash with the Handheld Tentacle Grinder II... Now with a nifty twist – finger slots so it fits like your favourite glove! Dive in and steer the ship yourself, controlling the grind with the power of your own hands. This baby's rocking a coral masterpiece base, with all the sea vibes you could dream of. Think of it as your personal octopus arm, with grooves and squishy suckers ready to take you on a wild ride on the waves of pleasure.

Don't skimp on the lube, folks! A good slather of your go-to slick stuff will make this a slip-slidey adventure you won't forget. And for the connoisseurs of smooth, check out our Silky Smooth Upgrade. It's like giving your grinder a first-class ticket to luxury town.

Silky Smooth Upgrade: Fancy a touch more finesse? We've got just the thing. Our upgrade gives your grinder a finish so smooth, it'll feel like it's gliding on air. And the secret ingredient? A dash of magic from Durian tree nuts. But, a word to the wise – if you're not into durian, have nut allergies, or you're a bit picky about scents, you might want to stick to the classic. The silky smooth version has a hint of nutty aroma that sets it apart from the usual no-smell silicone.