The Alien II Dildo
| SKU | RRP |
|---|---|
| ALIEN2-XSML | £49.00 |
| ALIEN2-SML | £59.00 |
| ALIEN2-MED | £69.00 |
| ALIEN2-LRG | £119.00 |
We Only Use Platinum Silicone
Every single product we make uses platinum-cure silicone. Not the cheaper stuff that some manufacturers try to sneak past people. Actual, proper, body-safe platinum silicone.
Why? Because our customers are going to put these products inside their bodies, and we're not about to compromise on that.
What this means for your business:
- Materials that can be properly sterilised
- No degradation issues that lead to customer complaints
- You can confidently tell your customers it's body-safe (because it actually is)
Description
Straight outta someone's biomechanical fever dream (looking at you, H.R. Giger)
Introducing The Alien II. Don't let the slim silhouette fool you. Those heavy ribbed textures? They're not just for show. You'll feel EVERY. SINGLE. INCH.
This thing has curves that'll make your toes curl and your eyes roll back. It knows exactly where to press, slide, and stimulate, like it's been studying a map of your pleasure points since before you knew they existed. The Alien knows where they are. The Alien always knows.
Designed by the brilliant Kat from Excelddesigns (who clearly understands anatomy better than most medical textbooks), this otherworldly creation delivers the kind of pleasure that might have you speaking in tongues. Or at least texting your friends in all caps the next day.
Side effects may include: spontaneous gasping, neighbours learning your name, and the sudden urge to believe in extraterrestrial life.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 1.6 | 1.7 | 2.0 | 2.3 |
| Head Circumference | 2.0 | 2.4 | 2.6 | 2.9 |
| Head Diameter | 0.6 | 0.8 | 0.8 | 0.9 |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 3.5 | 3.9 | 4.5 | 5.2 |
| Middle diameter | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.4 | 1.7 |
| Shaft Circumference | 2.8 | 3.5 | 4.2 | 4.3 |
| Insertable Length | 4.7 | 5.6 | 6.2 | 7.2 |
| Total Length | 5.6 | 6.5 | 7.3 | 8.4 |
| Base Circumference | 6.1 | 7.1 | 7.7 | 9.1 |