TL;DR: It's a realistic dildo with balls that's more curved than our original Realistic. It hits all the right spots, stays hard indefinitely, and unlike actual humans, comes in your exact preferred size.

So you're browsing our site full of tentacles and dragon bits when suddenly you think "but what about something that actually looks like a cock?" (We get it. Sometimes you just want the classics.)

Realistic II is exactly what it sounds like: our venture into anatomical accuracy. We've taken the revolutionary concept of "penis shape" and somehow made it both better AND more realistic (I'm still confused about how we pulled that off.)

The Highlights:

• Perfectly curved shaft that somehow knows exactly where your G-spot is
• Insanely realistic features
• Comes with balls because apparently some of you really missed those
• From X-Small ("oh that's cute") to Large ("where exactly do you think that's going to fit?"). 

This is our dip into the realistic toy pool. If you actually buy these instead of just giggling at this description, we promise to make more.