Laelaps is our first canine masturbator. A single entrance, narrow and deliberate, plush lips giving way under pressure before the interior takes over. Ridges. Ribs. A tightening midway through that arrives exactly when you have stopped expecting it.

Every texture inside was designed to be felt rather than admired, though it does both.

She is dense where she needs to be and cushioned everywhere else, so the weight sits properly in the hand and stays where you put it. Warm her through first. Silicone rewards patience, and she rewards very little else.

Named for the hound of Greek myth who caught everything she pursued. The one time she  met something that could not be caught, the gods had to intervene to settle the matter.

We would not recommend counting on divine intervention here.