Goblin Dildo
| SKU | RRP |
|---|---|
| GOBLIN-XSML | £49.00 |
| GOBLIN-SML | £59.00 |
| GOBLIN-MED | £69.00 |
| GOBLIN-LRG | £119.00 |
We Only Use Platinum Silicone
Every single product we make uses platinum-cure silicone. Not the cheaper stuff that some manufacturers try to sneak past people. Actual, proper, body-safe platinum silicone.
Why? Because our customers are going to put these products inside their bodies, and we're not about to compromise on that.
What this means for your business:
- Materials that can be properly sterilised
- No degradation issues that lead to customer complaints
- You can confidently tell your customers it's body-safe (because it actually is)
Description
Meet your new favourite troublemaker: The Goblin.
This cheeky little creation brings all the mischievous energy you'd expect, complete with ribs, curves, and delightfully bumpy bits that'll have you questioning why you ever settled for boring toys.
What makes this little troublemaker special, I hear you ask from the back?
Realistic meets fantasy curves because why choose between what works and what sparks your imagination?
Curved for pleasure in all the right ways. Think of it as having a built in navigation system for all your favourite spots.
Bumpy underside texture means you'll literally feel every single ridge and curve. Those details aren't just pretty to look at (though they really are something to behold).
The Goblin proves that the best adventures happen when you embrace a little chaos.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Head Circumference | 3.6 | 4.6 | 5.3 | 6.1 |
| Head Diameter | 1.2 | 1.5 | 1.7 | 2.0 |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 4.3 | 5.5 | 6.3 | 7.7 |
| Middle Diameter | 1.4 | 1.8 | 2.0 | 2.5 |
| Shaft Circumference | 4.3 | 5.5 | 6.3 | 7.7 |
| Insertable Length | 4.5 | 5.9 | 6.9 | 8.4 |
| Total Length | 5.4 | 6.9 | 8.3 | 9.8 |
| Base Circumference | 8.7 | 11.2 | 12.8 | 15.8 |