{"product_id":"the-dragon-egg","title":"The Dragon Egg (Set of 3)","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWe've been making \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uncovercreations.com\/collections\/dragon-dildos\" title=\"Dragon Dildos\"\u003edragon dildos\u003c\/a\u003e for a while. Multiple versions, multiple sizes, scales, ridges, the whole anatomically questionable fantasy situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe eggs though? Crickets. Total oversight. Genuinely embarrassing in hindsight.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eSO WE FIXED IT.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe Dragon Egg is textured, scaled, and everything a fantasy dragon egg should be (finally). Available in three sizes, crafted from premium platinum silicone, and very much worth the wait. Even if we did do things completely backwards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eYour dragon mother era starts here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-enviroment=\"Composer\" data-product-id=\"7533842170074\" style=\"display: none;\" id=\"zakeke-product-tag\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Uncover Creations","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":57153758363979,"sku":"EGGDRAGON-SML","price":18.85,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":57153758396747,"sku":"EGGDRAGON-MED","price":25.35,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":57153758429515,"sku":"EGGDRAGON-LRG","price":31.85,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0986\/2650\/2987\/files\/egg_dragon_1.jpg?v=1777451940","url":"https:\/\/wholesale.uncovercreations.com\/products\/the-dragon-egg","provider":"Wholesale UC Partners Limited","version":"1.0","type":"link"}